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Iman and Andie's Little Night Out
Andie and I went to Wayan tonight for dinner. An Indonesian/ French fusion restaurant im LES. I wore my comfy quince eco knit mules, an ankle length espresso brown skirt, and a baby pink cotton oxford shirt tied in the back. Mhmhmhm this was the fit I toted my dark brown Coach Lana since I was coming straight from work. Andie stunned in a slinky green patterned dress and maroon mules. Dinner was delicious and uneventful right up until the end. Andie and I got into a huge argu

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Oct 1, 20254 min read
"I'm Watching the Bar Right Now Babygirl" Said Matthew
I call Matthew Zeitoun nearly every day, sometimes multiple times a day. He picks up 95% of the time. The times he doesn't he just says "I'm _____ing, bambina". I mostly call Matthew to force him to listen to every idea I have. I'm not certain that he's ever really listening, but he follows along until I come to my own conclusion. A couple weeks ago, the day before my show, Matthew called me like "I think I'm outside your house" and he was outside my house. He'd just finished

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Sep 29, 20253 min read
The Yearner Wins It All
I can name 7 men off the top of my head right now that have the exact same complaints about their love live. Especially you Caleb😇 They...

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Sep 29, 20254 min read
It's Not That Bad Chapter 3
“I heard you moved.” Badr asked me once he’d started his car. The question felt disjointed from our conversation until I realized he'd...

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Sep 28, 20256 min read
Capoeira
I think home is getting off the plane, going out to eat at 10 pm, and the staff at Capoeira welcoming you with a smile. I think...

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Sep 27, 20251 min read
A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into a Church
12/15/2022 “Iman!” shouted a notification from Facebook on my 12 mini. I nearly dropped my phone when I realized who the message was...

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Sep 24, 202517 min read


A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into an Indian Restaurant
"That honestly sounds frustrating.like you’re not really feeling claimed or valued. Just being real." -AS Aaliyah: we've been telling you that for months Brittyn: yeah, but she's listening now because a man said it and that's embarrassing Iman: it's not because a man said it, it's just like he only met him once and it was so clear to him? Like damn Brittyn: it's clear to everyone. Like literally to everyone. No offense. He ruined your self-esteem and that's why you don't re

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Sep 22, 202515 min read
What's the Difference?
"Between A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into a Church and Iman's Little Blog? Why does Adnan love his and the other one hate it?" "Adnan isn't...

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Sep 21, 20251 min read
I Saw You at WSP and I'm Sorry
Raven: I've never bad friends that all my friends have been super supportive and they've never fucked me over Iman: so just stop hanging...

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Sep 18, 20253 min read
أماني
"You know I'm going by my name now, not the nickname" "Mhm"

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Sep 11, 20251 min read


Today, On a Date, I Was Called a Slur. I Think?
This is what occurred today at Chica and the Don Me: looking at the plate I actually feel kind of full already Him: yeah, you hated that...

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Aug 26, 20251 min read
The Weirdest Rumor About Me Ever
I've thought about writing this down for so long and in so many ways...yet I don't know how to begin. I only really write objectively...

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Aug 21, 20255 min read
Grace O'Mally's Whisky Chapel is the First Bar I Went to In Jersey City
When I came here one day after working at We Work Chelsea, for the first time on the train and on my own. I went to Grace O'Mally's....

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Aug 19, 20251 min read
Iman's Little Prophecy
I dreamed a dream that I laid down next to someone. I don’t know who, but we’ll refer to them as “him”. I laid down next to him. I put a...

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Aug 17, 20251 min read
Because You Really Like Me!
What the hell are my peers doing to make a man that does absolutely nothing to make you like him think that you like him? No offense......

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Aug 15, 20254 min read
Maybe I Could Walk You To the L Train?
There will be a lot of people out!

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Aug 14, 20251 min read
It's Not That Bad, Part 1
Black velvet wasn't a great choice of fabric for this early September evening if I'm being honest. It was, however, the perfect fabric...

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Aug 5, 202540 min read
$@719 Just Tried to Kill Me
Ya Allah! I haven't seen that man in months. He just popped out right as we were leaving our booth in Washington Square Park and nearly...

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Aug 3, 20251 min read
Kafir
Teddy looked me in the eyes. He really looked at me. For what I would call a solid 45 seconds. He looked me right in the eye and he said...

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Aug 2, 20251 min read


Adnan Shivrani is Like if a Woman Was a Man
Adnan Shivrani is handsome Adnan Shivrani is self assured Adnan Shivrani is autistic Adnan Shivrani is rich for a 27 year old Adnan...

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Jul 30, 20253 min read
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