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Iman's Little Blog
I Am Stronger Than Kylo Ren. By How Much Though? I Am Uncertain
I try very hard every day to be the best version of myself. I do things that make me uncomfortable, I do the right thing even when it's...

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Oct 10, 20252 min read


My First Perfume Blind Buy of the Season; Laurel Bath House "Apres Ski"
The advert for this immediately caught my eye! It was vintage, chic, and oh so my style. The perfume was on pre-order sale, so I blind...

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Oct 7, 20251 min read
If Tylenol Could Make a Mind Like Mine, We'd Have Flying Cars
“Hello” “Hi Adnan, how are you feeling?” “I’m sick, I feel lonely, and I wanted to hang today, but I'm sick, so I can't. I want company...

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Oct 6, 202512 min read
Nothing to Write
Nothing write without without my muse

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Oct 5, 20251 min read


Sorry for Party Rocking
I was, at first, shocked when I texted him and didn't get an answer. All my friends were shocked too. I at first brushed it off as...

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Oct 5, 20251 min read


Dani and Iman in the Corner of the Newport Mall Cheesecake Factory
Finding love in NYC is hard... especially when you're hot and cool

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Oct 4, 20255 min read
My Type
If you've ever seen the "Aladdin Stand-By's" album in my gallery. (A collection of all the men I've written or write about that I use for...

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Oct 3, 20252 min read


Iman and Andie's Little Night Out
Andie and I went to Wayan tonight for dinner. An Indonesian/ French fusion restaurant im LES. I wore my comfy quince eco knit mules, an ankle length espresso brown skirt, and a baby pink cotton oxford shirt tied in the back. Mhmhmhm this was the fit I toted my dark brown Coach Lana since I was coming straight from work. Andie stunned in a slinky green patterned dress and maroon mules. Dinner was delicious and uneventful right up until the end. Andie and I got into a huge argu

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Oct 1, 20254 min read
"I'm Watching the Bar Right Now Babygirl" Said Matthew
I call Matthew Zeitoun nearly every day, sometimes multiple times a day. He picks up 95% of the time. The times he doesn't he just says "I'm _____ing, bambina". I mostly call Matthew to force him to listen to every idea I have. I'm not certain that he's ever really listening, but he follows along until I come to my own conclusion. A couple weeks ago, the day before my show, Matthew called me like "I think I'm outside your house" and he was outside my house. He'd just finished

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Sep 29, 20253 min read
The Yearner Wins It All
I can name 7 men off the top of my head right now that have the exact same complaints about their love live. Especially you Caleb😇 They...

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Sep 29, 20254 min read
It's Not That Bad Chapter 3
“I heard you moved.” Badr asked me once he’d started his car. The question felt disjointed from our conversation until I realized he'd...

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Sep 28, 20256 min read
Capoeira
I think home is getting off the plane, going out to eat at 10 pm, and the staff at Capoeira welcoming you with a smile. I think...

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Sep 27, 20251 min read
A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into a Church
12/15/2022 “Iman!” shouted a notification from Facebook on my 12 mini. I nearly dropped my phone when I realized who the message was...

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Sep 24, 202517 min read


A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into an Indian Restaurant
"That honestly sounds frustrating.like you’re not really feeling claimed or valued. Just being real." -AS Aaliyah: we've been telling you that for months Brittyn: yeah, but she's listening now because a man said it and that's embarrassing Iman: it's not because a man said it, it's just like he only met him once and it was so clear to him? Like damn Brittyn: it's clear to everyone. Like literally to everyone. No offense. He ruined your self-esteem and that's why you don't re

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Sep 22, 202515 min read
What's the Difference?
"Between A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into a Church and Iman's Little Blog? Why does Adnan love his and the other one hate it?" "Adnan isn't...

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Sep 21, 20251 min read
I Saw You at WSP and I'm Sorry
Raven: I've never bad friends that all my friends have been super supportive and they've never fucked me over Iman: so just stop hanging...

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Sep 18, 20253 min read
أماني
"You know I'm going by my name now, not the nickname" "Mhm"

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Sep 11, 20251 min read


Today, On a Date, I Was Called a Slur. I Think?
This is what occurred today at Chica and the Don Me: looking at the plate I actually feel kind of full already Him: yeah, you hated that...

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Aug 26, 20251 min read
The Weirdest Rumor About Me Ever
I've thought about writing this down for so long and in so many ways...yet I don't know how to begin. I only really write objectively...

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Aug 21, 20255 min read
Grace O'Mally's Whisky Chapel is the First Bar I Went to In Jersey City
When I came here one day after working at We Work Chelsea, for the first time on the train and on my own. I went to Grace O'Mally's....

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Aug 19, 20251 min read
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