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Iman's Little Prophecy
I dreamed a dream that I laid down next to someone. I don’t know who, but we’ll refer to them as “him”. I laid down next to him. I put a...

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13 minutes ago1 min read
Because You Really Like Me!
What the hell are my peers doing to make a man that does absolutely nothing to make you like him think that you like him? No offense......

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1 day ago4 min read
Maybe I Could Walk You To the L Train?
There will be a lot of people out!

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2 days ago1 min read
It's Not That Bad, Part 1
Black velvet wasn't a great choice of fabric for this early September evening if I'm being honest. It was, however, the perfect fabric...

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Aug 640 min read
$@719 Just Tried to Kill Me
Ya Allah! I haven't seen that man in months. He just popped out right as we were leaving our booth in Washington Square Park and nearly...

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Aug 31 min read
Kafir
Teddy looked me in the eyes. He really looked at me. For what I would call a solid 45 seconds. He looked me right in the eye and he said...

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Aug 31 min read


Adnan Shivrani is Like if a Woman Was a Man
Adnan Shivrani is handsome Adnan Shivrani is self assured Adnan Shivrani is autistic Adnan Shivrani is rich for a 27 year old Adnan...

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Jul 313 min read
Is That So Bad?
Iman: You love me Hamoodi: Of course I do But getting me to keep saying it isn't good for either of us. You understand the implications...

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Jul 141 min read
You're Letting That Faux Weeabo Poser Watch Inuyasha on MY HULU
If it wasn't such a headache to update my account for my mom and grandma, I'd change the password and log you out!!!! But I won't!!! It's...

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Jul 91 min read


Iman's Little Hamoodi
7/1/2025, London England It's normal, I think, to be nervous before meeting someone after 5 years. Meeting someone who knows all the...

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Jul 424 min read
Nosferatu
He is coming!!! There is a devil in this world and I have met him! YOU HAVE 3 WEEKS

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Jun 281 min read


Playboy Cosplay
I am a born and bred traditional girl. Not in the weird conservative way, but in the way that I was raised to revel in my feminine...

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Jun 222 min read
Iman and Adnan's Overlapping Timelines
Some people we encounter at significant moments in our life over and over again. They are connected to us on an invisible string. If you...

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Jun 182 min read
Poetry OTP
Iman: is he toying with my emotions? Brittyn: girl, no...he's wrestling with his

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Jun 161 min read
The 1st Gen British Colony Accent
As I've gotten lazier with my speech, people have begun telling me that I sound southern. I suppose that makes sense. The southern accent...

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Jun 124 min read
Crazy, Crazy, Crazy
You know when you meet a guy and you immediately get delusional? Then there's that one text that really boils the pot over. You just read...

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Jun 101 min read


Husband Hot, The Ideal Male Appearance
Gentlemen, start bulking. If you want to make a proper husband, you've got to get a husband build.

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Jun 91 min read


Iman and Brittyn's Enormous Echo Chamber
He loves me, he loves me, he loves me! Brittyn and I are just certain that anything we decide is right is real. Today, we've decided that...

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May 281 min read


Stop Calling Your Boyfriend's Mom Your Mother in Law
Words. Mean. Things. Mother in Law is defined as the mother of one’s husband or wife. Meaning someone who legally, in the eyes of the...

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May 263 min read


Iman in Italy/ How I'm Paying For Travel as a 1st Gen Cheapskate
I'm going Italy this summer for my cousin, Tanyella's wedding. Exciting! I will be staying a little over two weeks to explore the country...

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May 222 min read
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