"I Was Reading Your Blog...It's So Crazy. It's Like a Peek Into Your Mind!"

Exclaimed Ranger as he read my books for the first time in the 2 years and 8 months he has known me.

"You can lead a horse to water..."

It's always baffled me; the way that men will stalk my social media for years, go crazy trying to understand me, and even make horrible plays in an effort to hook my attention without once reading my blog posts or books. It's actually quite insane in my humble opinion. Every last one of them would have saved themselves years of unrest and frustration if they had listened to me in the first place or at least taken a gander at the blogs. Ranger is reading my blogs now in an effort to keep tabs on my life, but he just skims them in search of ways to fabricate insane ideas about what I'm thinking and doing. Sometimes it feels as though he's illiterate when he does it because his conspiracies are so far off from what the posts actually say. I think he's not special or different in this though. I think most cis, straight men struggle with literacy because they don't often read fiction for fear of expanding their neuroplasticity and having to grow as people. They only know how to read self-help books for the purpose of weaponizing therapy speak.

From all this realization, I am inspired to test the extent of this incompetence and illiteracy. I encourage other femmes to do so too. Below, I will share every way to get me to be happy romantically. Then, I'll see if anyone who has been acting the fool in my inbox actually tries to implement it. Perhaps others ladies could share their list on their stories.

note if love-bombing works on you, don't participate

What Will Make Me Happy

1. Devotion

2. Yearning

3. Helpfulness

4. Adoration

5. Humility

6. Leadership

7. Planning

8. Gift giving

9. Protectiveness

10. Jealousy (healthy)