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Iman's Little Blog


A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into an Indian Restaurant
"That honestly sounds frustrating.like you’re not really feeling claimed or valued. Just being real." -AS Aaliyah: we've been telling you that for months Brittyn: yeah, but she's listening now because a man said it and that's embarrassing Iman: it's not because a man said it, it's just like he only met him once and it was so clear to him? Like damn Brittyn: it's clear to everyone. Like literally to everyone. No offense. He ruined your self-esteem and that's why you don't re

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Sep 22, 202515 min read
What's the Difference?
"Between A Jew and a Muslim Walk Into a Church and Iman's Little Blog? Why does Adnan love his and the other one hate it?" "Adnan isn't...

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Sep 21, 20251 min read
I Saw You at WSP and I'm Sorry
Raven: I've never bad friends that all my friends have been super supportive and they've never fucked me over Iman: so just stop hanging...

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Sep 18, 20253 min read
أماني
"You know I'm going by my name now, not the nickname" "Mhm"

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Sep 11, 20251 min read


Today, On a Date, I Was Called a Slur. I Think?
This is what occurred today at Chica and the Don Me: looking at the plate I actually feel kind of full already Him: yeah, you hated that...

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Aug 26, 20251 min read
The Weirdest Rumor About Me Ever
I've thought about writing this down for so long and in so many ways...yet I don't know how to begin. I only really write objectively...

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Aug 21, 20255 min read
Grace O'Mally's Whisky Chapel is the First Bar I Went to In Jersey City
When I came here one day after working at We Work Chelsea, for the first time on the train and on my own. I went to Grace O'Mally's....

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Aug 19, 20251 min read
Iman's Little Prophecy
I dreamed a dream that I laid down next to someone. I don’t know who, but we’ll refer to them as “him”. I laid down next to him. I put a...

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Aug 17, 20251 min read
Because You Really Like Me!
What the hell are my peers doing to make a man that does absolutely nothing to make you like him think that you like him? No offense......

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Aug 15, 20254 min read
Maybe I Could Walk You To the L Train?
There will be a lot of people out!

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Aug 14, 20251 min read
It's Not That Bad, Part 1
Black velvet wasn't a great choice of fabric for this early September evening if I'm being honest. It was, however, the perfect fabric...

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Aug 6, 202540 min read
$@719 Just Tried to Kill Me
Ya Allah! I haven't seen that man in months. He just popped out right as we were leaving our booth in Washington Square Park and nearly...

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Aug 3, 20251 min read
Kafir
Teddy looked me in the eyes. He really looked at me. For what I would call a solid 45 seconds. He looked me right in the eye and he said...

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Aug 3, 20251 min read


Adnan Shivrani is Like if a Woman Was a Man
Adnan Shivrani is handsome Adnan Shivrani is self assured Adnan Shivrani is autistic Adnan Shivrani is rich for a 27 year old Adnan...

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Jul 31, 20253 min read
Is That So Bad?
Iman: You love me Hamoodi: Of course I do But getting me to keep saying it isn't good for either of us. You understand the implications...

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Jul 14, 20251 min read
You're Letting That Faux Weeabo Poser Watch Inuyasha on MY HULU
If it wasn't such a headache to update my account for my mom and grandma, I'd change the password and log you out!!!! But I won't!!! It's...

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Jul 9, 20251 min read


Iman's Little Hamoodi
7/1/2025, London England It's normal, I think, to be nervous before meeting someone after 5 years. Meeting someone who knows all the worst of your experiences and all the best after 5 years. Someone who stoically saw you through confusion, anger, and heartbreak. Someone who never judged and always listened and always gave objective feedback no matter how delusional you were. Someone who loves Allah and encourages you to be a better Muslim without shaming you for your shortcom

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Jul 4, 202524 min read
Nosferatu
He is coming!!! There is a devil in this world and I have met him! YOU HAVE 3 WEEKS

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Jun 28, 20251 min read


Playboy Cosplay
I am a born and bred traditional girl. Not in the weird conservative way, but in the way that I was raised to revel in my feminine...

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Jun 22, 20252 min read
Poetry OTP
Iman: is he toying with my emotions? Brittyn: girl, no...he's wrestling with his

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Jun 16, 20251 min read
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