Playboy Cosplay

I am a born and bred traditional girl. Not in the weird conservative way, but in the way that I was raised to revel in my feminine energy, worship "women's tasks", and to see men as needing to be useful or needing to get gone. I think this makes me a magnet for what I'm coining to be "Playboy Cosplayers".

Playboy Cosplayer: a man made for monogamy who's recently (maybe even over a decade ago) gone through a rough break up that made him afraid to open up. He swears he's a "hoe", "dating casually", or "heartless". He usually dates "beneath him" to avoid catching feelings. What's beneath him? Someone socioeconomically imbalanced who lacks the IQ of life experience to catch on to his BS. Once the pendulum of his partners has swung too far in the direction of "beneath him", it will swing to someone well suited for him. Well, well suited for him should he have taken the time to heal. He will then drive her away through mixed signals and poor communication. What does this look like? He monogamous nature will begin to slip through his flimsy playboy facade. He will start using words like "our" and "we". He will kiss your forehead and cheeks. In the final stages before the relationship falls apart, he will start imagining your offspring and expressing jealousy despite insisting that things are casual.

Using the scientific method, we will now figure out what about me, attracts Playboy Cosplayers

1. Ask a question- Why do Playboy Cosplayers love to date me?

2. Background research- I've now dated 4 Playboy Cosplayers who did the exact same things.

3. Hypothesis- Playboy Cosplayers initially like me because the part of me that I present to the world is that I'm a business owner and materialistic girlboss.( Those things are true about me. It is no facade). But I don't present that caregiving is the greatest joy of my life, I'm an excellent cook, and that I am kind and supportive. So, once they realize this, the monogamist they've buried begins to claw its way out.

4. Test with experiment- I asked all available Playboy cosplayers what they liked about me. They said it's how I made them feel cared for, supported, and like I need them. I recently met another Playboy Cosplayer who recently admitted that he was disappointed that I didn't invite him to something I hosted despite insisting that he has no interest in dating me. All experiments successful.

5. Analyze data and draw conclusions- with better analysis of the data, it seems that I am also a Playboy Cosplayer. 🙃 In writing this down, I've come to realize that I am doing the same things. So, I am attracting freaks like me. My cousin's friend Renata says I should do breath work.