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The 1st Gen British Colony Accent
As I've gotten lazier with my speech, people have begun telling me that I sound southern. I suppose that makes sense. The southern accent...

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Jun 12, 20254 min read
Crazy, Crazy, Crazy
You know when you meet a guy and you immediately get delusional? Then there's that one text that really boils the pot over. You just read...

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Jun 10, 20251 min read


Husband Hot, The Ideal Male Appearance
Gentlemen, start bulking. If you want to make a proper husband, you've got to get a husband build.

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Jun 9, 20251 min read


Iman and Brittyn's Enormous Echo Chamber
He loves me, he loves me, he loves me! Brittyn and I are just certain that anything we decide is right is real. Today, we've decided that...

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May 28, 20251 min read


Stop Calling Your Boyfriend's Mom Your Mother in Law
Words. Mean. Things. Mother in Law is defined as the mother of one’s husband or wife. Meaning someone who legally, in the eyes of the...

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May 26, 20253 min read


Iman in Italy/ How I'm Paying For Travel as a 1st Gen Cheapskate
I'm going Italy this summer for my cousin, Tanyella's wedding. Exciting! I will be staying a little over two weeks to explore the country...

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May 22, 20252 min read
Wallahi, Iman! It's Not Me!
I can't turn down a good mystery. Not after spending my childhood with Nancy Drew, Jessica Fletcher, Scooby, and The Gang. It's...

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May 5, 20253 min read


He Block Me Cause I'm Big Mama
Latto's "Big Mama" is constantly blasting in my Beats. It's one of the most relatable songs I've heard in a while. It's also been...

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Apr 29, 20255 min read
Am I Scary? At 5'3, I've Really Got You Quaking?
I asked an ex of mine if I was "really that bad" a couple weeks ago. He responded: "😂😂😂" "Depends on what you mean by 'bad'" I said:...

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Apr 28, 20253 min read
It's Not That Bad
Black velvet wasn't a great choice of fabric for this early September evening if I'm being honest. It was, however, the perfect fabric...

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Apr 23, 202535 min read


Question for the Dating Culture
Once there was a time where a “boyfriend” as the term exists now, didn't really exist. A time where the only real commitments between adults

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Apr 18, 20252 min read
Why Him?
He didn't let his pride and ego get in his way. You let your pride and ego make a fool of you. I make myself difficult to be with. I do...

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Apr 16, 20251 min read
There's No Iman in Jersey City Without $@719
A lot of people can't stand $@719. They can't understand my respect for him. However, they dont understand that without him there would...

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Apr 14, 20251 min read
Your Dad and I Have a Lot in Common
I remember the way your father used to shout at you. The first time I heard it, I couldn't understand why someone would ever want to talk...

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Apr 13, 20251 min read
She's Crazy, Man! I Can't Do It
You love to tell everyone that you're dating an artist, but you don't want to date an artist! You want to date a girl that is interested...

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Apr 9, 20252 min read


I've Decided to Move on From Wanting to Get Married, This *Was* the Wedding Plan
I didn't want to get married when I was a little girl. I didn't want to get married until I was 19 and I realized how lonely life would...

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Apr 6, 20253 min read
We Would Have Been So Banana Republic
Grocery List: Ronnybrook 2% Oatly Croissants Eggs Ice Cream Pistachios Tuna Hellmans Carrots Celery Reservations this week: Oysters Sushi...

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Mar 31, 20251 min read
Hamoodi
Hamoodi is finished with Med School, so he has time to speak to me again. :) last night, my white AMERICAN neighbor called the cops on...

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Mar 30, 20252 min read
Excerpt from Iman's Little Sabrina Cabaret
https://youtu.be/j5fsR1WldZs?si=hUNw6NrHvwP8LAdA

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Mar 22, 20251 min read
I'm the admin of an "are we dating the same guy" group, here's my advice based on everything I see
Stop texting men before the date. Just meet them and if they suck, end the date. It will be okay even if he's mean to uou. You'll be...

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Mar 22, 20251 min read
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