Things to post if your ex is stalking you on social media and you want to really get him tweaking.

Speaking from a lot of experience. Trial and error. A lot of it.

1. Yourself wearing his clothes with another man

2. Yourself at his favorite restaurant or bar

3. His credit card, don't include the numbers just his name

4. "That bitch isn't funny! I know y'all are bored as hell without me."

5. That you miss someone so much and think about them all the time. (This is especially wacky if there's more than one stalking you)

6. Screenshots of every time he's ever stalked your account, tag him. (Beware he might try to get back with you after this one. No one has been mean to him like this other than his dad and he respects his dad.)

7. Nothing at all. He doesn't exist to you. Let him implode