top of page

The Toilet Paper

  • Writer: Iman null
    Iman null
  • Oct 7, 2024
  • 1 min read

You finished my toilet paper, you got a new roll out of the cabinet, then, rather than replacing the empty roll, you stuck it on top of the empty roll for someone else to deal with.


You're ridiculous! It's just toilet paper.


I cannot spend my life with someone who will not finish changing out the toilet paper.


Not finishing the changing of the toilet paper when sharing a space with someone or using their bathroom is indicative of a mental disconnect that I refuse to subject myself to. There are two types of people in the world. Those who finish the job and those who leave the toilet paper propped against something instead of changing the roll. I despise those of you who do this. I think you'd better wipe with your bare hand instead since you're clearly uncivilized.


Best,

Iman

Best Toilet Paper

  • 0%Cottonelle

  • 0%Scott

  • 0%Charmin

  • 0%Quilted Northern


 
 
 

Recent Posts

See All
De-Limerence Yourself

This morning, Dani asked me if I experience “limerence”. I actually wasn't certain that I knew what the word meant, so I double checked it. Limerence: a state of intense often involuntary romantic a

 
 
 
Iman! You are ____

“Iman! You are____.” Is one of the most annoying sentences to me. Yesterday, in traffic on Canal street, at 10:50 something PM, I snatched my phone from Dani to respond to a voice note from Brittyn wh

 
 
 

Comments


bottom of page