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ICE OUT (Frigid Feb 2026)

  • Writer: Iman null
    Iman null
  • May 3
  • 2 min read

Brittyn- Vanilla Ice

Iman- Gucci Mane

Aaliyah- Ice Spice


Plot:

The girls announce who they are and how they’re so excited people like being Iced Out again. The 00s are back! They go to the rally and give speeches about how it’s so goo to Ice Out. Ice Ice Baby plays. They accidentally support and endorse  a govt take down. 


Gucci Mane: I just got this flyer…ICE OUT RALLY. A celebration all about me…Gucci Mane. Brrrr!

Vanilla Ice: ME TOO! Don't' forget Vanilla Ice! Ice out! I love it, dawg. 

Ice Spice; Yall not event the fart. This rally is all about me. ICE SPICE 


Gucci Mane: I know that's right!  this is gonna be my biggest hit since So Icy Christmas. 

Ice Spice: we've only got like 15 minutes till the rally. We've got to come up with a total hit. 

Vanilla Ice: keeping it forreal with yal'll. Respect to Gucci La Flare, Big Guwop if you will and you Ice Spice, nahhh mean? Ice ice baby made ICE big. I'm the inventor of ice. So, I think we should use my beat. Hit it!

Ice ice baby beat starts. 

Vanilla Ice: you know it's ICE OUT BABY. 

Gucci Mane: GUCCIS ICED OUT BABY BRRRP 

Ice Spice: you thought I was feeling you? I'm feeling ICE OUT BABY 

Gucci Mane: Iced out! I'm iced out. Don't touch me! Im iced all the way out! 

Vanilla Ice: Ice out baby 

Gucci: in my hood we say ICE OUT! none of that lame shit here. We saying Ice out baby. So icccyyyy 

Ice Spice: in the hood I'm like Princess Diana, they see ICE, they Imma get em. No dice, I never sweat em. I'm so icy, they scared imma dead em. 

Gucci and Vanilla: ice out, ice out , ice out, 

All 3: ice ice baby 

Gucci Mane: this is a hit!

Vanilla Ice: perfect for the rally 

Ice Spice: let's go 

Gucci: So the three iced out babies headed off to the ice out rally. They accidentally became faces for the entire ice out movement and inadvertently utilized there celebrity and capital to effect change in the hearts of millennial maga people. Their rendition of “Ice Out Baby” went triple platinum and stopped every issue in the US!


 
 
 

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