Iman Only Likes Weird Men

If I have ever liked you, you'd best to believe you're super odd. Like super odd. You are some combination of the following: 

• Super offputting despite really trying to interact with people 

• You have very few friends 

• You have an unconventional job/ lifestyle

• You are weirdly fixated on something 

• You are super soft inside 

• You are desperate to be seen 

• You are particular 

• You are bossy 

• You are moody 

• You are desperate to understand normal people 

• You are strikingly beautiful for a man

• You lost your spark to a woman that took advantage of you 

• You're in a sort of villain era now because your ego is too big for therapy 

Everyone knows that I like weird men. When I describe your eccentricities and you get insulted, that's your bad. You should already know you're weird. Be for real with yourselves. Like you can lie to yourself all you want, but it's wrong to expect me to lie about you. I wouldn't like you if you were “normal”. I would be under-stimulated and swiftly grow bored of you. 

Let your freak flag fly!